Gloria Ramsbottom-Lemieux is out of office for ten hours, so....

Please don't disturb me

I am presently unavailable for the next 10 hours.

I am aware that when your senior HR business partner is unavailable, the organization grounds to a halt, so:-

• If you are CEO Stan or Wifey, text me as usual; I am your HRBP.
• If you are R&D chieftain, Comrade Carl Marks, the heinous womanizer, get control of your libido.
• If you have an appointment with Cynthia Axe, Head of Our Involuntary Early Bird Retirement Plan, please go straight to her global and sustainable office. All petitions declined.
• If you are not White and/or if January 1st is not the day you celebrate new years, please contact Hugh White of Diversity.
• If your "query" is related to HR business partnership, we no longer use the term "query".
• If you don't speak English well enough to read this, you must be an Engineer from a remote office of our global company. We offer accent cancellation software so folks can understand you,