The right honourable Huge White
Hugh White has joined Immature Products-HR as Head of Diversity.
Hugh studied sociology at Brigham Young University.
Hugh is steeped in diversity; he has a Black neighbour, a Jewish dentist and he loves Chinese food. He dated a 3rd generation American lady who claims she has an India-born grandmother. Hugh married Comrade Ludmilla White, whose roots are Ukrainian.
Hugh has also traveled extensively to the ``Orient``, with his Aunt, aka, Wifey, our CEO`s determined wife.
Hugh will report into Senior EVP of HR and Chief People Officer, Gloria Ramsbottom-Lemieux.
On this occasion, I wish to announce the untimely departure of a certain Jennifer Papadopolos-Otelini, who is emigrating to Waterloo, Ontario, which is in Canada. Canada is North of Vermont.
Jennifer will be in the downsizing business, which she learnt from the Mother of All Mentors, Ms Cynthia Axe. Nee is a French word which means `born.``
Let us all bow our heads and pray for Hugh's success.
I sure hope Hugh does not start prying about people's sex life. My belief is that he should focus on the switchboard.