Wednesday, 4 September 2013

Private and confidential

Hi Stan
With the new, participative culture we are "installing", with the polyglot and global milieu we all are yearn for, and with professionalism of my multi-lingual HR business partner Jennifer Papadopolous-Otelini, could you kindly define Gloria Ramsbottom's "added value"?
I would ask that until this is done, we limit her access to R&D. I have ordered a willing Mr. Winston Wu to adapt her access pass.

Carl Marks, Head of R&D & Cultural Czar of Immature Products

2 comments:

AI enables people to sleep under a bridge in Seattle

  Ever since I implemented AI to generate data (big data) about our sales, revenue projection and headcount, and then downsize nerds as need...

Glo at her best