HR has opened a portal where our beloved CEO can read posts from the troops.
There will be almost no sensor-ship.
Please abide by the following guidelines, or contact Ms Cythia Ax, from resizing
1-Be abundantly respectful.
2-Be positive.
3-Ask of nothing.
4-Ofer to work harder.
5-Praise the business partnership of HR.
6-Mention Gloria by name as "going out of her way to help"
7-Use the word sustainable.
8-No swearing.
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