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| Danes are happy board members |
The wife of our CEO Stan, a lady known to my readers as Wifey, has struck once again. Wifey has been reading 16 hours a day about bots, "chat GPS", Gemini & artificial intelligence.
This reading spree of Wifey happened simultaneously with a board meeting this week during which the Chairman of the Board informed CEO Stan that "you are walking on thin ice; if you don't show profit in 2025, you are out on your fat ass. Now get the fuck out of my room and start running the company".
I have never seen Stan's bum-bum, but the Chairman meant business, if you ask me.
On the very same day of the chairman's veiled threat, the head of our Engineering Department Comrade Carl Marks organized a demonstration (with 700 of his nerds) outside Stan's office calling for more ethnic food, less focus on UX / customer satisfaction and release from the bonds of profitability. One demonstrator carried a placard which read "Stan, Gloria et RH au poteau". (Gloria and HR to the chopping block).
Wifey's reading spree, the chairman's threat and the demonstration threatening me with a guillotine-when put together, provides the context for a text message Stan sent me an hour ago.
"Gloria, we need more reliance on artificial intelligence, especially in R&D management. Treble the amount of bots which mange code development. Expose everyone to all the tools, asap.
One more demand-our board lacks in a sense of happiness. And give everyone a Danish passport to augment the amount of happiness. All this within a week, or you will get the boot.
Stan.
PS I don't need a Danish passport; I like warm weather and sunlight."
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