From: Wifey
To: Stan
Stan,
Who the f--k is Jenny O?
Answer me immediately and come home by 6 pm.
Wifey
To: Carl
From: Stan
Carl,
Kindly revert to Wifey today about the article. Update me AND CC GLO.
Stan
To: Stan
From: Carl
Stan my boy,
Back off a bit. I have LOTS ON MY PLATE.
Wifey can wait a few days; TRUST ME.
Jenny Otenlini will be on top of things.
Your pal,
Carl
To: Glo, my #1 favorite
From: Stan by text
Drop by my office asap.
Stan
I am the First Lady of HR with a stellar career. "People" is my middle name, on Tuesdays.
Monday, 9 September 2013
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