Our senior management team is going off site for a one day brainstorming session on "aligning with success".
The context of the offsite is the withdrawal of interest of all the investors who were looking at purchasing our wow wow wow company, the churn rate of 30% of our useless and greedy engineers, our high cash burn rate (excluding Stan's first class travel) , and the overtime being invested by HR in our Early Bird Retirement Plan. (A certain Ms Axe is working 16 hours a day, to ensure a timely reshaping of our ax-penses.)
Stan has asked that the wow wow offsite be:
- practical
- global
- sustainable
- in line with our core values
- integrated into Blockchain with German spare parts
- built to last (until Stan retires)
- kick-ass (the engineering dept)
- civil
- powerful yet mellow
- high impact
- fun fun fun
- popular (average score of 9 out of 10) on summary sheet
I am looking for a wow cost-effective vendor who needs to be willing to work for a barter. The vendor should speak English with a British, French or "Scotch" accent.
Please contact gloria.ramsbottom@gmail.com Btw, I demand loyalty.
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