Here is today's ROI on human capital, compared to other modes of investment.
Software Engineer pink listed
HR Downsizer 2%
Finance analyst 4%
Sales -0.5%
Cynthia Ax -12%
Stan 56%
Lemieux 12%
Federal Bond 0.01%
Euro -0.05%
Toronto TSE 2%
Dow 0.1%
Pyongyang SE 34%
HR is looking for human resource analyst who works for barter.
Please contact Sybil Civil.
I am the First Lady of HR with a stellar career. "People" is my middle name, on Tuesdays.
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