Human Capital Ass-et Return

Here is today's ROI on human capital, compared to other modes of investment.

Software Engineer    pink listed
HR Downsizer         2%
Finance analyst        4%
Sales                      -0.5%
Cynthia Ax             -12%
Stan                         56%
Lemieux                  12%
Federal Bond           0.01%
Euro                       -0.05%
Toronto TSE           2%
Dow                       0.1%
Pyongyang SE        34%

HR is looking for human resource analyst who works for barter.
Please contact Sybil Civil.