Work-life balance is a critical component of HR policy!
Backed by our cunning and ambiguous CEO Stan, HR does everything possible to promote a work work work life balance.
Our morale survey shows that we have a wow work life balance that needs slight tweaking.
Stan has bequeathed a budget for new smartphones that enable a work life balance.
This smartphone can actually open itself up and wake you up (with the sound of a siren) if there is an issue that needs immediate intervention. Otherwise, your phone remains off.
To avoid misuse , the configuration is managed centrally by Gloria Ramsbottom-Lemieux, SVP-HR and Work Work Work life balance coordinator.
Feedback appreciated.
A word of caution here, our smartphones are designed to let us down in emergencies, don't you know: http://davidbrin.blogspot.co.uk/2007/01/designed-to-let-us-down-our.html
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