Work-life balance is a critical component of HR policy!
Backed by our cunning and ambiguous CEO Stan, HR does everything possible to promote a work work work life balance.
Our morale survey shows that we have a wow work life balance that needs slight tweaking.
Stan has bequeathed a budget for new smartphones that enable a work life balance.
This smartphone can actually open itself up and wake you up (with the sound of a siren) if there is an issue that needs immediate intervention. Otherwise, your phone remains off.
To avoid misuse , the configuration is managed centrally by Gloria Ramsbottom-Lemieux, SVP-HR and Work Work Work life balance coordinator.
Feedback appreciated.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
Glo at her best
-
After being asked a query about training needs, my AI powered assistant, Miss Axe recommended a webinar for our team of software aficiona... -
I prepared a flier to be distributed in old age homes, and in the lobbies of dentists, dermatologists, and cardiologists, describing our co... -
Nose to the ground If l keep my ears to the ground, I notice there are plenty of external factors I need to take into account in ... -
Om hundred 'aar er alting glemt Had it not been for the fact that I do not speak Danish, I would have been invited to be the ke... -
Comrade Karl Marx, our VP of Software Development and User Experience Czar asked me in a Whatsapp message 'when is Martin Luther King Da... -
Health care is a cornerstone of our recruitment strategy. Every illegal nerd that disembarks the boat knows that we provide health care...
A word of caution here, our smartphones are designed to let us down in emergencies, don't you know: http://davidbrin.blogspot.co.uk/2007/01/designed-to-let-us-down-our.html
ReplyDelete