Never the one to shun innovation (or diversity), I ate at a new Chinese restaurant which opened a take away service, due to the so-called Covid virus, which has been ruining my life for almost a year.
I sent my footman Jean-Marie to bring me supper at 6 pm. Not midnight. I am not Spanish.
Jean Marie sent me the menu by Whatsapp, and I chose between the various columns what turned out to be a very sumptuous albeit ethnic meal.
And that got the me thinking about how I could refresh the look and feel of our HR service offering.
Thus I created 3 columns, and each nerd who wants basic service can choose one item from each column, whilst nerds who want to get the full whammy get to choose 2 items per column, minus tax and a service fee.
Lookie lookie.
Column A
Low salary
Very low salary and bonus
Feeling of Engagement
Column B
Blockchain (2nd hand)
Warm data
Liminality (2 doses from Scotland within 3 weeks)
Column C
Letter of recommendation signed by me
Letter of recommended signed by CEO Stan
Wellness program based on Danish standards
Column D
Teletrabajo 3 days a week
Teletrabajo 5 days a week
Working from the office with a face mask, gloves, a hat and boots
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