Wednesday, 4 December 2013

Gloria Ramsbottom-Lemieux is out of office for ten hours, so....

Please don't disturb me

I am presently unavailable for the next 10 hours.
I am aware that when your senior HR business partner is unavailable, the organization grounds to a halt, so:-
  • If you are CEO Stan or Wifey, text me as usual; I am your HRBP.
  • If you are R&D chieftain, Comrade Carl Marks, the heinous womanizer, get control of your libido.
  • If you have an appointment with Cynthia Axe, Head of Our Involuntary Early Bird Retirement Plan, please go straight to her global and sustainable office. All petitions declined.
  • If you are not White and/or if January 1st is not the day you celebrate new years, please contact Hugh White of Diversity.
  • If your "query" is related to HR business partnership, we no longer use the term "query".
  • If you don't speak English well enough to read this, you must be an Engineer from a remote office of our global company. We offer accent cancellation software so folks can understand you,


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