Monday 26 September 2016

How to fire people by skype

As HR thought leader, I see it as my duty to share the tricks of the HR trade.

So today, I will explain how to  use Skype to fire staff  yet ensure continuing engagement of the workforce.
1. Go to toolbar of Skype
2. Go to call
3. Go to group video
4. Go to contacts, add members
5. Shoot to kill (creating a wow user experience)
6. Back up and document via text message, or a Whatsapp
7. Call the security force to escort people out
8. Launch an engagement programme with a perky HR  business partner lady
Gloria (left/a gauche) and Miss Cynthia Axe

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