Friday, 7 March 2014

Women's Day 2017 message from our white male CEO

                                                     Women's Day-is more wow than my lasagna

Dear ladies,

Before I issued this email for women's day 2017, Gloria,  the first lady of HR gave me some background information. (I have been busy with the banks).

Gloria is my loyal HR business partner and sensor/censor.

Gloria told me that her Dad, the late Pierre Elliot Ramsbottom, used to refer to working women as "members of the ATS"

Even though I am an unworldly American, I clicked and read about the ATS to please sweet Gloria and the other ladies of HR on Women's Day 2017.

On the occasion of Women's Day, I would like to thank all the dainty "ladies" of our company. 

First, to Executive Vice President of HR Gloria Ramsbottom-Lemieux:  thank you for the business partnership and thanks for sending Wifey roses on Valentines Day when I forgot. Most of all thanks for your loyalty to my regime. As you say in French, mercy!

To the lovely and shapely Miss Cynthia Axe, 'Head of Early Bird Retirement" thank your for swinging your axe with such vigour, as we "re-size" our company-heading for growth in 2019. I love your new sweater.

To all our lady engineers many of whom are named Svetlana, as well as  English speaking and other foreigners, who have adopted Virtual Parenting, to raise their noisy obnoxious brats. Thanks. 

Ladies, remember to keep putting the work back in work life balance. (I hope someone will translate this for the all too many lady nerds who don't speak English.)

And thanks to all the pregnant staff, male and female, who have agreed to travel by Greyhound.

And my dear wifey, thanks for the many management articles you leave me in the toilet on bots and artificial intelligence (AI) for my daily perusal. 

Loves, hugs and kisses, 

CEO Stan

PS  I used to support the birth of a first child at 55, "as per business needs, and the good of the mother." I have been advised that this is no longer wise.

Ladies of the ATS

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