Lost my quarterly bonus-j'men calice
I shall be moonlighting over the next few days- I will be doing end to end, specialized and speed coaching for HR managers in the following areas:-
- Sycophant Enhancement for HR managers who are too dedicated to "people".
- Creative Downsizing for HR managers who need to fire people en masse (French) and maintain a wow wow wow work environment. (3 wows)
- Texting whilst Driving for HR managers who want to improve their own work work work work life balance.
- Firing by Text and via Skype for HR managers who want to enhance their use of technology to creative a high tech environs, which is also a French word.
- Thought leadership in HR for those HR managers who want to promulgate my ideas. I learnt the P word in Senior Secretary Academy in Montreal.
- Use of legs to get attention for those HR managers interested in Influence Peddling.
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