Dress Code needed as Cynthia flashes cleavage

I need to keep abreast of developments

As if I did not have enough issues, I have received 3 emails about dress code; all emails included warm-over data.

The first email related to the cleavage displayed by a certain Ms Cynthia Axe. The email was sent by a nerd who was asked to join the Early Bird Retirement Plan. He claimed that due to the cleavage issue, he could not comprehend the value of the joining the Early Bird Retirement Plan which Ms Axe was attempting to explain.

The second email came to me anonymously; however I know that the lecherous Chief nerd, Comrade Carl Marks, sent the email to our CEO Stan. Carl claimed that "Gloria's exposed stems" distracted him in management meetings. 

The third email came to me via Diversity Chief, Hugh White. Hugh claimed that some of the born again folks feel threatened by the tight jeans that some our Russian female engineers wear. Hugh did not stipulate the ethnicity or sexual preference of the born again folks, so I ask myself, why do I need a Diversity Manager?

Using a Swiss blockchain, I will formulate a dress code that will be consistent with our core values, which are updated weekly. I will keep the Caucasian, strait, diversity Chief Hugh White in the loop, but I will curtail his (waning) influence. 

I shall instruct Ms Axe to keep abreast of people's sensitivities, whatever that means.

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