Cynthia Axe (Aqs) , often referred to as "a certain Cynthia Axe"; Head of the Early Bird Retirement Plan, American, White, and unilingual.
Axe fires 34 people a week as Immature Products "aligns itself" with success, weekly. Axe has relieved more than 4000 people of employment in her stellar career.
Axe had a short affair with Stan, the CEO.
Axe has had several life time partners, the last of which was K Ray Beauregard-Goldstein. See below.
In her spare time, she reads text messages and comic books.
Cynthia seduced former chairman Tim Buck, and got him fired for sending her leud pictures.
She is second in command in HR but very unpopular.She has had many reputation coaches.
Cynthia now spells her last name Aqs, to improve her reputation.
Carl Marks, Carl is the present Head of R&D
(Probably, even the Canadians who read this blog may not remember who Tim Buck was.)
Carl was born in Spokane; no one knows where he studied Engineering. He spent time in Saudia Arabia, building a data base which documented opression of Saudi women. Obviously, Carl is not a Hebrew.
Carl has been weakened since his Uncle Tim Buck was seduced to send leud pictures by Cynthia Aqs. Carl lost his HR Busines Partner and former "partner", Jenny Papadopolis-Otelini.
Like Gloria, she texts constantly.
She also disses Gloria, constantly.
Ms Papadopolis resigned and has emmigrated to Waterloo, which is in Canada.
Stan; Wifey's husband and CEO of Immature Products. Stan's family name is unknown. Stan is white, loves lasagna and is scared shit of his wifey, Wifey.
K Ray Beauregard-Goldstein; Stan's cost-effective chef. He has mixed ethnicity. His Jewish mom was born in Quebec City and his French father was born in NYC! Ha! K Ray was, as of late, a life partner of a certain Cynthia Axe until they split because K Ray feared getting axed one day. Stan loves K Ray's cost effective lasagna.
Wifey; Stan's powerful, brainy, magazine reading wife. The managerial articles she reads inspires Stan to give marching orders to Gloria. Wifey and Jennifer have yet to clash.
Huge White: head of diversity, and a nephew of Wifey. He is about to submit a 5 step plan to combat covert racism, but it never happens.
Winston has a stormy relationship with Gloria; he was a peer of Gloria's and then "reported into her".
Winston made more money than Gloria and Wu.
Winston realized that Stan has a sexual fetish with Big Data and played that card well.
Winston resigned when he failed to synchonize Blackberries with Google Calendar.
Sarah Minnow-Barracuda: Head of Purchasing who works for Gloria. She negotiates prices with vendors before vendors know what projects actually entail.