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I don't inhale my own fumes
Mais non!
I have asked my grovelling assistant, a certain Ms Cynthia Axe, to prepare a white paper on intrinsic motivation. The plan will be called the Cynthia Plan, as I expect it to be non-wow and not all that popular.
I wonder, is the term white paper diverse? I shall ask Heterosexual Hugh White, who heads Diversity. (My whole team is lily white.)
HR is exempt from the Cynthia Plan for Intrinsic Motivation. Why? I am not stupid enough to inhale my own fumes. Shevat thinks I am dumb, but I am not that dumb.
Intrinsic motivation may be paperless, global, sustainable, big data, wow wow wow, and cloud based, but since 2008, many "major thinkers" believe it is baloney. However, it is in line with our core value of "slogans for the gig crowd and the masses".
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If the question on the term white paper is serous then please consider how silly we will have become that in order to not offend we second guess every naming convention. In this way we will reduce our manner of communicating to neutral buzz words and our confidence to a level that makes constructive challenge a non-option.
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