Friday, 23 August 2013

HRIS to move to IT

Dear all,
The perky and energetic HR manager we all love and respect is on a one day holiday in the framework of work work work work work work life balance.
This is an apt time to announce, effective immediately,  that HRIS will report into Winston Wu, Senior VP of IT/Management Information Systems.
HR will now focus on core issues, like work ethic, work work work/life balance, copensation,resizing, compliance, a civil level of discourse, loyalty, engagement, sustainablity, polygraph testing, driving out inefficiencies, outsourcing, and keeping a smile on everyone's face.
Stan

4 comments:

  1. Proof that you should never take a vacation.

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  2. Dura
    She who laughs last laughs best.
    Gloria

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  3. Does this mean Glo that you have something up your sleeve - you fiendishly clever woman !

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