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CEO Stan and I (as well as my assistant Ms Cynthia Axe-Head of Early Retirement) expect OD practitioners, talent managers and trainers to focus on cost reduction in all pro bono web based interventions we will commission, to expedite agility, sustainability and globalness, in a timely fashion.
Preference will be given to vendor-free OD interventions and free webinars, and to those vendors who guarantee success, with a notarized document.
Vendors and webinars must motivate our staff to maintain work work work work life balance and encourage working moms to work, and be data driven.
Preference will be given to vendors who develop webinars in the third world, yet speak English with a posh British accent.