Gloria plans, Axe monitors compliance
CEO Stan texted me to come to his room urgently, which I did, since I am his HR business partner. "The service engineers disappear for hours and no one knows there the hell they are. Not only does the service team lack discipline, but only half the service engineers speak any English. Too many "mutter in accents and tribal dialects", our key customer claims.. "-ranted Stan.
"Gloria, track the God damn service engineers using GPS technology. Even when they go for a p--s, I want YOU to know where they are. By YOU, I mean YOU and Ms Axe."
Here is the email/text I issued to our service team: "In the spirit of trust, globalism and sustainability, and in order to create a direct, humane and ongoing connection between all levels here in Immature Products, HR will better align the Service Team with Management, using state of the art GPS technology. Ms Cynthia Axe will be compliance officer for this project". Ms Axe heads our Early Bird Retirement Plan.