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| A dignified HRBP |
Following
the partial deployment of our 32nd software service pack to a non-wow
satisfied customer, revenues are not up this quarter,
and a certain Ms Cynthia Axe, who heads our Early Bird Retirement plan, will
have her white, non minority hands full.
Axe will axe about 60% of the G&A, in a timely fashion consistent with our Talent Management
Guidelines. Big Data will not officially be impacted.
Axe (Cynthia) has recently complained of sore wrists, headaches and malaise. Malaise is a
French word.
Axe wants to become a massage, anti stress coach, and I am looking for a brief course that will certify her, and make her feel more dignified. Here is what I
am looking for:
- Brief (5 hours)
- Wow
- Discounted
- Cheap
- Gives a degree with letters to put after a family name, like MD or LLB.
- Global
- Sustainable
- Delivered by a member of a minority tribe
- Cost effective
- Practical
- Agile
And most important: Ms Axe needs to feel dignified.
I really don't know why Cynthia needs to bother with a course just to put some letters after her name.
ReplyDeleteBut I am worried about her malaise. The issue being perky (or not) is much discussed in the more enlightened HR circles: http://theillusionofwork.wordpress.com/2013/06/10/hr-voice-of-a-woman/