Immature Products paid for this trip as per Stan/discretionarybudget/slushfund/gloria/grandcayman
Here are both my business and philosophical observations about Austria, as well as a few questions.
1 Why have 2 German-speaking countries (Austria and Germany) right next to one another? Does this make any sense whatsoever? I will ask Ms Axe (Head of Our Early Bird Retirment Plan) to look into this.
2 No one uses the German language in business, so why do so few people speak English in Austria? Or French! Also, I cannot understand why the word fahrt, with an H, appears in public areas, not only in the toilet. For heaven's sake!
3 Some words have 2 dots above the "U". This is the most useless thing I have ever seen. I will demand corrective ax-tion.
4 There are no air conditioners and it is 110 degrees, even now as I wrote these words at the aeroport. This is a disciplinary breach!This is neither global or sustainable.
5 I prefer Scotland over Austria in terms of easy and seamless ax-cess to London's Buckingham Palace.
6 Stan sometimes called Ms Cynthia Axe "Miss Shaft". I believe in Austria this would become Ms Ge-shaft. For some reason, they add a GE before "shaft".