Wifey just read a book "Five Questions ThatChange Everything" by a certain John Scherer.(John is a global name. Scherer is a semi global name.)
Wifey loved the book, as did
her cronies at the "Global and Sustainable Book Club". Wifey is quite a bookworm, and a closet academic.
"Stanley, you must have all your staff read
this book; it will make your company a better place to work", blurted
Wifey to our CEO, Stan as he snoozed off while watching the evening newscast which focused on a British soldier being decapitated.
Stan texted me the next morning to buy a certain John Scherer's book from MY HR budget, and I stalled and dragged my (high) heels; for heaven sake's, I have almost
no budget.
Besides, what type of consultant writes a book with questions?And five of them to boot!
Ms Cynthia Ax (Head of our Early Bird Retirement Program) texted me and told me that wifey's sister, a certain Sybil Civil, one of MY employees, bought the Scherer book for ALL employees on Wifey' s credit card. All employees have been asked to read this book within a week!
I must tell you how much I dislike this book of this Scherer. I need 5 answers, not 5 questions:
Besides, what type of consultant writes a book with questions?And five of them to boot!
Ms Cynthia Ax (Head of our Early Bird Retirement Program) texted me and told me that wifey's sister, a certain Sybil Civil, one of MY employees, bought the Scherer book for ALL employees on Wifey' s credit card. All employees have been asked to read this book within a week!
I must tell you how much I dislike this book of this Scherer. I need 5 answers, not 5 questions:
1-Why is Wifey so dominant?
2-Is Sybil my replacement?
3-Why does our product not sell in a wow like manner?
4-Will Blackberry Q10get a Waze apps?
5-Will someone I like in Provence call me? Provence is in France.
I need 5 answers, for heaven sakes. Not questions.
This much be the wildest blog I have ever read.
ReplyDeleteAt first I thought she was for real. I am in finance but someone forwarded the blog to me. Thanks for making my day. Maybe create a finance blog?
The UU's have a program on 5 questions of theology. Everything has 5 questions - what is the big deal about 5?
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