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Stan, our CEO, is never the most patient of people. He
tends to over simplify many issues under duress. "Stan is always
under stress", noted Hugh White, the white heterosexual who runs
Diversity. Hugh can smell stress from a mile; his wife Ludmilla White take
Xanex, Hugh confided to me. (Ludmilla was born in the Ukraine.)
Our CFO Herr Krebbs sent a text to CEO Stan that "cash
reserves may be endangered by salary payments in June". Our revenue from new
products is almost non wow. My Dad Pierre Elliot Ramsbottom would have said
"non existent".
CEO Stan forwarded me the CFO's alarming text and he
asked me for "some contingency plans”. II forwarded
this alarming text to a certain Ms Cynthia Axe, and asked her "to take
care of it".
Ms Axe forwarded the aforementioned text to a certain Hugh
White. Hugh White sent the text back to me, telling me that Ludmilla is unwell.
This evening, Stan's Wifey sent me an article on a
renaissance (French word) of barter and the rebirth of a cashless society.
I need to call my (cost effective) coach for
some guidelines. My coach used to be a mountain climber and he developed a
module of "overcoming obstacles in 3 minutes". He also took a course
in NTL and is a firm
believer in Appreciative Inquiry.
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