Wednesday 8 May 2013

Diversity Audit

Following the "developments" on the Bank Holiday, the government has initiated a "Diversity Audit" of our multicultural, global and sustainable firm, to be held today.

Stan convened a meeting this morning, and I skyped in. Skype is a global technology. Here are the decisions which were made.

  • Stan embraces Bank Holidays.
  • The Scots get 3 extra Bank Holidays, starting immediately.
  • There will be an ATM placed in R&D and Sales.
  • Ms Cynthia Ax will fire 5 white people.
  • The Jews can also celebrate Chinese new year and the Chinese can celebrate new years 3 times a year.
  • Salaries will all be transfered to the World Bank, which is a very global and diverse bank.

We all embrace multi culturalism and diversity and sustainability.
 





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