Diversity Audit

Following the "developments" on the Bank Holiday, the government has initiated a "Diversity Audit" of our multicultural, global and sustainable firm, to be held today.

Stan convened a meeting this morning, and I skyped in. Skype is a global technology. Here are the decisions which were made.

• Stan embraces Bank Holidays.
• The Scots get 3 extra Bank Holidays, starting immediately.
• There will be an ATM placed in R&D and Sales.
• Ms Cynthia Ax will fire 5 white people.
• The Jews can also celebrate Chinese new year and the Chinese can celebrate new years 3 times a year.
• Salaries will all be transfered to the World Bank, which is a very global and diverse bank.

We all embrace multi culturalism and diversity and sustainability.