Cynthia
Axe pluribus, unum.
To: Gloria Ramsbottom-lemieux@immatureproducts.com
From: stan-ceo@immatureproducts.com
Re-Axe pluribus, unum.
Gloria my dear,
I met with the Chairman. The Board wants "more control" of R&D and thus, we shall be closing all 4 offshore offices in Q1.
This plan is to be kept top-secret, even from your lovely young file clerk Axe and that weirdo Hugh White.
Code name is: Ax Pluribus, Unum
Please be discrete.
Stan
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