Saturday, 9 March 2013

International Women's' Day

The Human Resource department met with Stan and discussed International Women's' Day. Stan was busy and spent 90% of the time on phone calls yet his key messages were crisp and concise.

Stan supports International Women's Day and all other tribal and esoteric days of our diverse work force.

Stan supports the right of working mothers to a discounted compulsory webinar on virtual parenting.


  • Stan pointed out that HR, a strategic business partner with a seat at the table, is headed by a woman, Ms Gloria Ramsbottom-Lemieux. 
  • Stan also mentioned the work done by one of the HR employees who heads "resizing", a certain Ms Cynthia Axe.
  • Stan pointed out that he supports the birth of a first child at 55, "as per business needs, and the good of the mother."
  • Stan supports outsourcing of pregnancy to the third world for western hemisphere-based female members of our sales force and for female developers in our Immature Products Division.



3 comments:

  1. outsourcing pregnancy - what a brilliant idea !!!1

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  3. Thank you Dura. It is only fair to let benign globalism takes its course in a timely fashion.
    And merci for reading my blog which competes for the mindshare of the global crowd.
    Gloria

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