Saturday, 23 February 2013

Working weekends: Global Policy

Stan, our great CEO, believes in work work work work life balance.

Weekends are for friends, family, children, parent, grandparents, grandchildren and Release 0.0001.

Cellphones "need not" be on; they "must" be on; please maintain a balanced life style.

If you run, engage in sexual activity, or have bath/shower, just log on to "iamawayforafewsecondsdontworry.com and state when you shall be available; please maintain a balanced life style.

Release 0.0001 is mission critical and life saving; please maintain a balanced life style.

work-life balance signpost



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