Monday, 25 February 2013

Work work work life balance enabled by new smartphone

Work-life balance is a critical component of HR policy!

Backed by our cunning  and ambiguous CEO Stan, HR does everything possible to promote a work work work life balance.

Our morale survey shows that we have a wow work life balance that needs slight tweaking.

Stan has bequeathed a budget for new smartphones that enable a work life balance.

This smartphone can actually open itself up and wake you up (with the sound of a siren) if there is an issue that needs immediate intervention. Otherwise, your phone remains off.

To avoid misuse , the configuration is managed centrally by Gloria Ramsbottom-Lemieux, SVP-HR and Work Work Work life balance coordinator.

Feedback appreciated.

1 comment:

  1. A word of caution here, our smartphones are designed to let us down in emergencies, don't you know: http://davidbrin.blogspot.co.uk/2007/01/designed-to-let-us-down-our.html

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