Hugh wants to waste budget
Our CEO met the Head of Diversity, Hugh White, in the elevator. Hugh is white and straight.
CEO Stan gave White some strategic direction:
"White my boy, do some work to improve the cognitive capabilities of our nerds. The fucking product is a mess. And we need to integrate into Internet of Things! Budget is not an issue; just get Gloria to sign off".
Hugh told CEO Stan that many of our nerds do not speak good English and needed language training.
Stan muttered, "Maybe I need to fire that Ramsbottom bitch".
My guess is that Stan is frustrated.
I do know that there are people who are experts in cognitive capabilties, but they do not work for free. Which they should, in my humble opinion.
I must be honest that I do not know a lot about cognitive disabilities, except for two (deux) examples-my sister Claire Ramsbottom who is a total mess. US born and bred R&D Chief Comrade Carl Marks speaks with a Russian accent an apparent psychiatric disorder, as it were.
I have been using "as it were" quite frequently.
Btw, if we are speaking about accents, I love British accents most of all. MUST sexier than Russian.