Sunday, 18 May 2014

HR and Internet of Things clash

I have always believed in the need to pinpoint the added value of HR.
Here is an illustrative case study.
Gloria Ramsbottom-Lemieux

   To: Stan, CEO
   From: Comrade Carl Marks, IoT
   CC :Gloria Ramsbottom, HR

Could you kindly define HR manager Gloria Ramsbottom's "added value"?  

I have ordered a IT to block Gloria's Internet of access pass until we all have a definitive answer. I need big data.

Thanks and ogromnoe spasibo

Comrade Carl Marks

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   To Gloria, HR; Comrade Carl, IoT
   From Stan, CEO

Gloria, send Carl your job description now.

Carl, give Gloria access to  IoT in a timely fashion. What does spasiba mean, for Christ sake? 


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