Thursday, 6 March 2014

Core values-weekly update

Our core values: weekly update

Here are the weekly update of our scared core values:

  • Work work work work life balance
  • Wear T shirt that says  "I love Internet of Things"
  • Deference to CEO 
  • People (on Wednesdays)
  • Diversity and good English (no foreign accents, please)
  • Being brief, positive & sophisticated, like a Tweet.
  • Leverage big data to satisfy Stan's fetish
  • Admiration for HR business partnership, including voting for HR as the most valued department in our annual survey.
  • Being perky
Please ensure these eternal, weekly values are sprinkled in your speech.
Hang them in your cubicle.
Use them as  your screen saver.
And most of all, say "in line with our core values"!

I will send them out as a text message as well, backed up by a Whatsapp, BBM, Viber and email.

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