The wow wow wow wow (4 wows) reaching out campaign continues into its second week.
Here is a sustainable and value-added text I received this morning from someone who reached out to me, and my answer, when I reached out in return, by text, in a timely fashion. All this was done is in line with our core values whatever all that means, for heaven sake.
Dear Gloria,
You are a stellar ax-ample of professional ax-cellence:
Stan
Cher Stan,
Merci. (That's French!)
I will drop by this afternoon to discuss a demotion for an underperforming and devious Winston Wu.
I also plan to rename our Dining Room "Chez-Stan: Speak English Only Food Court" and need your approval to ensure this is aligned with our global globalism program.
Gloria Lemieux
Ps. Chez is French.
Here is a sustainable and value-added text I received this morning from someone who reached out to me, and my answer, when I reached out in return, by text, in a timely fashion. All this was done is in line with our core values whatever all that means, for heaven sake.
Dear Gloria,
You are a stellar ax-ample of professional ax-cellence:
- While others think, you do.
- While others dither, you plough forward.
- While others vascillate, you move quickly and nimbly.
- When I feel the rope around my White neck, you get me off the hook, via our Early Bird Retirement Plan, aligning our headcount to axe-pected non revenue.
- When "someone" reads articles, you implement.
Stan
Cher Stan,
Merci. (That's French!)
I will drop by this afternoon to discuss a demotion for an underperforming and devious Winston Wu.
I also plan to rename our Dining Room "Chez-Stan: Speak English Only Food Court" and need your approval to ensure this is aligned with our global globalism program.
Gloria Lemieux
Ps. Chez is French.
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