As 2023 rolls in and 2022 rolls out, our not-so-firm firm is resizing itself to align with flexibility, sustainability, greenness, and end to end blockchain compatibility. Oui!
To make a long story short in line with our core value of being brief, we are expediting the departure of 30% of our nerds to their native homelands, by ship, airport (Wizz Air) or back to Lesbos Greece from whence they were recruited.
In order to do so in a humane and authentic manner, with malace towards none and authenticity to all, we enable each nerd to upgrade to our Authencity Package, for forty (British) pounds and 28 pence.
This package, unique in nature, features a hand written notice co-signed by Miss Axe and I, a pamphlet on Reuniting with your Family (an extra 7 pounds, tuppence), a plaque of appreciation even if you an underperfomer, and a seminar (in Spanish) on Working from Home, aka, Teletrabajo. And to top things off, we will pay your busfare to the airport when you leave our headquarters on Greyhound (midnight to 5 am buses only).
To sign up for this service, please sign into our blockchain at
authenticdownsizingwithallthetrimmings.www.w.ww.com or call HR digital attendant at GReatpurge4022, and ask for Lazar.
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