Here is the summary of our meeting today, during which I was asked to stand for 2 hours without being offered a glass of water.
1) We have granted your company a 70% discount on health insurance premiums for all your staff, legal and illegal.
2) Dental treatment for wisdom teeth is valid beginning with the 5th wisdom tooth.
3) Drugs covered by the FDA are not covered. Drugs authorized by Eastern European health agencies are covered after 3 months of hospitalization. The first three months of drug treatment are to be defined as 'user experience preparatory training'.
4) Ambulances are to be provided within 5 minutes for nerds injured whilst driving and texting, when proof is provided that company business was involved.
5) Our doctors, or some of them, will speak some English. All are medical doctors, nurses or skilled agrarian feldshers.
6) Your senior management team is upgraded to an improved plan.
It was a pleasure meeting with you and observing your Austrian blockchain. Indeed you are the first lady of HR.